What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 10:19

The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Goldfinger
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
Skyrim fans baffled after finding huge gold hoard we’ve never seen before - GAMINGbible
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
What do you think hell is like?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What do you think of Andrew Tate?
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
ChatGPT's AI coder Codex now lets you choose the best solution - BleepingComputer
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III